fake movie meme: Statistically Speaking
└ comedy drama starring Josh Radnor, Judi Dench and Lucy Liu requested by anon
According to statistics, the chances of Tim running into his old teacher mrs. Bell after having moved are slim to none. The thought of them becoming friends is even more obscure, after they both made life a living hell for each other twenty-odd years earlier. Add a therapist, some life advice, and a mid-life crisis, and you’re good to go. After all, it’s all about the numbers.
"You are behaving like a spoiled little child. Have all those years at school taught you nothing?"
"Apparently not, since everyone from my childhood was a fucking lunatic."
"You watch your potty mouth, young man!"
"My potty mouth? You called me ‘shithead’ until I turned 14 because I couldn’t do maths! For your information, I’m all fine now."
"What’s 369 times-"